Azonie's Blog

Just voicing some thoughts on things that annoy the HELL out of me.

#1 at the top of the list is...Fa Na Tics! Fanatics of any sort annoy the hell out of me. The reason being? Well they are..Fanatical. Fanatics of any sort are scary people. Whether they be fanatics about Abortion, religion or politcs etc. They are DANGEROUS people. Take for example that wingnut who got himself arrested earlier this week.. supposedly because he was espousing his conspiracy theories on the 911 attacks.  Maybe that's true but somehow I doubt it, the guy is a fanatic and is seen as such therefore he has zero credibility IMO.

#2 on my list is NOISE. We live in a VERY noisy society and nobody seems to friggin' care. Seriously. Do I really need to be hearing about some moron "singing" about beating up his b*tch on some jerks car stero from 14 blocks away? That's not even MUSIC for Gods sake.  I'd rather live on top of a land mine then listen to that crap go thumping by and rattling my windows TYVM.

Another noisy jerk that annoys the hell out of me is the ICE CREAM truck! Arrrrgh! How loud do those things crank anyway!  Trust me when I say that we can definitely do without them. I'd rather get my ice cream from a rabid walrus on steroids then the friggin' ice cream truck.

#3 of annoyances on my list are stupidly irritating commercials. Now mind you I very rarely watch t.v. but when I do I don't want to CONSTANTLY be inundated with information on lawyers looking to screw corporations out of all the money they can possibly get. I'm sure you've all seen them, it would be IMPOSSIBLE not to have seen them. The most famous ones are the phillips and assc. one. VERY annoying. Next are those Larry H. Parker ones then that New guy with the Weird hair...I can't remember his name but calls himself "The heavy Hitter". I'd like to hit him with something heavy alright.

And WHY do we have to be subjected to those Express flooring commercials? That blond woman with the big red mouth has got to be the most irritating person in the known world today.

And don't get me started on the CaveMan Geico commercials. I'd much rather listen to a gecko with a british accent then put up with another caveman commercial. At least the gecko is cute.

Ooooh I just remembered another thing that annoys the living hell out of me and THIS one should actually be at the TOP of my list.

#4 An overly sensitive society. Yes we have become a nation of whiny ass crybabies who BLEEP and moan at the drop of a pin or I should say at the sight of a dollar sign. People have become overly sensitive anymore and it's all because the squeaky wheel gets the grease. That's right if somebody calls someone the silliest name anymore it's reason to sue. If someone doesn't like the type of art that you have in your home and thinks it's offensive you just may lose your friend. If someone doesn't like the way history has been written because it's "too violent" then let's re-write it because heaven knows we don't want to offend anyone. Oh and while we're at it let's just stop having winning sides in sports because the poor little losing team might be scarred for life.

Oh and let's not forget the atheists who piss and moan because they saw a plaque with the Ten Commandments on it and felt sure that they would go blind at any minute, therefore they HAVE to be removed.

Or the religious fanatics who think Naked statutes should be covered up because Lord knows no one's ever seen the human form naked before.

The world is getting nuttier and no one gives a crap, we all have our own little agendas, our own little world that we live in and no one around us matters. We are the only guy on the road and it belongs to us. That's the attitude of our society today and frankly I'm sick of it.