Jul 28, 2009 | 11:58 PM
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News
July 27th, 2009
Dear Human Resources Department
Thank you for your letter of rejection July 28th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with WAOW. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite the WAOW's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with WAOW immediately. I look forward to seeing you on Monday, August 3rd. Please have my desk and paper work ready, as I will be busy.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Mark Neumann
The New WAOW Sales Guy
Fox - if you play your cards right, you just may receive one of these too!
(Seriously though - I hope this made you all smile!)
